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66.4 hrs on record (66.0 hrs at review time)
It's a cool game, make sure to look up the mods, as you'll find a lot more hours to invest in the game with the insanely talented team at nexusmods
Posted 1 April, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
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63.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Like many other games supported in pre-alpha, DayZ abandoned it's playerbase, it's development and made a great concept with completely garbage execution, or rather, NO execution. They just stopped working on it. It's a money bait, like all other unfinished games that are released on steam.
And before you accuse me of not supporting the developers, I don't go to a restaurant to order uncooked meals.
Posted 1 April, 2018.
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92.6 hrs on record (71.9 hrs at review time)
If Dying Light would be a movie, it'd sure be a popcorn movie. But well, the protagonist has some character this time around and there are some interesting story bits. By no means a bad game, the PVP will entertain you too, whether you are zombie or human.
Posted 1 April, 2018.
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346.3 hrs on record (342.5 hrs at review time)
Pointless. No sense of achievement, worthless game.
I guess this is what one gets for copying DayZ at the time they were developing this thing. Copy the broken game of yesterday, get the broken game of tomorrow.
I'd rather be doing the dishes (and have more fun doing that) than playing this cringe festival of 12 year olds. It's just a colossal waste of time, everything you own either gets server wiped(the game is wired this way) or gets stolen... for then you try to build/gather everything over again to ultimately get stolen or server wiped. You work towards no goal, other than roam and try to make other players' lifes miserable this way, the thing is, there are far too many players in one server, and no one wins, misery finds everyone in Rust.
Is this even supposed to be a fun game?
Posted 23 July, 2017. Last edited 4 May, 2018.
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24.2 hrs on record
Really can't see what's so good about the game, I mean, I can, world building is vast, but that's all there is too it, the protagonist is too empty. It's basically an OP white knight simulator. I guess I can see why some people like it, but I just don't, it never felt fun to play, just bothersome and I felt compeled to progress and finish the story just because I had it already started and could as well try to finish it rather than being interested in it. Not a good feeling.
Posted 13 July, 2017. Last edited 24 December, 2018.
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575.9 hrs on record (570.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I mean, it's a cool game, I guess. They took CS 1.6 glory and made it HD. Not much else.
Posted 12 July, 2017. Last edited 1 April, 2018.
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5 people found this review helpful
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3.4 hrs on record
The toxic Portal 2 fan-base will try to bash my review because it is different, and God forbid if we all like noodles, and one guy doesn't, right?

I'm just genuiely confused. The game is repetitive. No question about that, it's a bunch of puzzles, I don't mind different games, I don't mind games that are not tailored around in your face action, but Portal 2 is just a glorified Sudoku. So if that's your thing, get this game. I guess. To me, it's overrated.
Posted 10 July, 2017. Last edited 1 April, 2018.
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15.4 hrs on record
There's no excuse NOT to have released HL3 or the last episode of HL.
Instead of being a game developer, Valve has decided leeching money off other titles on steam is more lucrative and stable of an income.
Posted 6 July, 2017. Last edited 19 May, 2019.
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0.0 hrs on record
Writing one good review in Episode 1 wasn't enough.

This game is not only a game, it's a movie, it feels real, even though the art direction is abstract and stylized. The voice acting is just the best I have ever experienced. I really can't think of any game that has better voice acting. Props to those actors, they really went out of their way to overdeliver.

The story is surreal and sci-fi, but enough for any sci-fi hater to like the game still. (Don't expect lasers and robots and sh!t) It's a surreal sci-fi and it makes sense to be. You play the protagonist of a 18 year old girl, a confusing age, when you're not an adult and you're not a kid, you're something in between and if I remember these were messed up times, psychologically, as people mature, you really feel the change, I think the creators were amazingly smart at taking advantage of the genetics to introduce an even more messed up story, mood and supernatural events!

Why are you still reading it? Buy it! We need more games like this!
Posted 21 June, 2017.
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22.3 hrs on record (20.2 hrs at review time)
Great story, great boss fights, great pacing and a nice social critique of modern times that we can enjoy while being entertained by playing a game. This game has a context and something of value other than just a hack and slash, kill all enemies type of game and that I can appreciate.
It's teaching and enriching interest for politics and it's corrupt tendencies. Many games nowadays don't bring anything to retain with us, but this one tries to do so.

The bad parts is, I bought this for Mac when I didnt have a PC and it didnt work, it's a known issue but neither steam or konami wants to warn people that it doesnt work on Mac, so everyone just keeps buying something it doesnt work, and trust me, I emailed them at the time, they know it, they just dont do anything about it.
Posted 15 May, 2017. Last edited 13 July, 2018.
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