Recent reviews by The Milkman

Capcom doesn't seem to know how to miss. Every game they make is a gem. Thank you, Capcom.

~350 hours logged. This game is not worth playing anymore.

This game really gets worse by the day. The people at Blizzard have taken a once fun game and turned it into a steaming pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Nobody should be wasting their time with trash.

Lighting racists on fire is fun.

I was tricked.

TL:DR; It's third-person, hack-n-slash skyrim with robots.

Story-rich, NieR:Automata™ is about a kick-ass, miniskirt-clad, blindfolded android who takes a scout who is also blind into the woods to kill a bunch of alien-controlled robots, because they wiped out humanity to the point that they had to move to the moon.
After a tutorial where you're attacked by Chuck Norris' rock-em-sock-em robot, you die, but not really. 9S, your little brother/possible love affair[?] drag-and-dropped your brain onto Dropbox just in time. Later on, you find out he doesn't remember the whole event, and that's where the game leaves you.
The bugs stated in the other reviews are bubkis. Don't believe their lies.

Iss good. Play it.

10/10 holy spirits