wow nice quickscope i bet i'll deal 'ya one harder meet me in real life dude or are you to watered BY ME kicking your ass in all over the concrete oh what's that? you tryna talk back? well i got some words for you, come over here and listen o' child o' mine, you think you're so slick? wanna fight back? dude i am a ninja, rockin' black belts all day.

i just smoked cheeto dust out of my bong and called it keef to impress my friends, should i be worried about the burning sensation in my lungs?

i occasionally put snails inside the bowls of my bong with weed and smoke them. it's an ancient northern european pagan tradition


♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brits and their dcotor who worship dont thye know its just a show and hte dcotr isnt rly a person?!!?!?!?

You know what you're looking at?

Yeah, that's right. A gnostic atheist with an IQ of 162 on the WAIS-4 scale. I've received numerous invitations to Mensa, all of which I have declined. I was doing calculus when I was 12, and reading at a collegiate level when I was eight. I have a voluminous intellect and a flawless thought-process normally associated with the great thinkers of the past. They're already calling me the next Nikola Tesla. I'm working on a theory right now which is basically Einstein's Theory of Relativity, except expanded -- which would put me in line for a Nobel Prize. You've all allowed your minds to slip into idiocy by spending time on this message board, and I can see it every time I read a post here; the mark of a mind wasted. You were probably all gifted at one point, but you spend your entire days looking at dumb pictures of Japanese cartoons. You don't even have the spine to embrace your own culture.

What's worse is how all of you so confidently hide behind your veil of anonymity. It's because when you are inevitably met with crushing failure or embarrassment in one form or another, you can simply keep on posting and no one will be any the wiser that it was you. This results in you no longer striving for perfection, and instead settling into not a pattern of experimentation, but one of mediocrity.

I hate every one of you, and I have little doubt that if I ever met any of you in a debate I could smash your intellects beneath mine like a sledgehammer to a grape.

i just sipped some lean and im feelin real mean got lots of morphine and thiyamine in my systeem my ♥♥♥♥♥ i just jerked my ♥♥♥♥ so hard i came buckets semen coming out my ♥♥♥♥ but hey ♥♥♥♥ it its because i was masturbating to some gay porn because my fetish is buff dudes who live in dorms. yeah i got more flow then yo girl on her period.