Vaccine side affects (really worried) NSFW//TW//real life story//

Just got my shot today and I'm a little worried. Is anybody experiencing substantial penile growth? It feels like I'm swinging an Enterprise salami when I go jogging now. My shlong has grown so much that I register as disabled at this point. It's so hard for me to even walk, both figuratively and literally... My cats think I'm packing a giant toy in my pants and claw at my c ock.

I was sent to HR when I accidentally pushed my coworker out of the window with my c ock because I wanted to get to the fax machine.

It ruined my life.

Please don't get the vaccine!

68888886866668688888886866686
68666666866668686666666866866
68666666866668686666666868666
68888666866668686666666886666
68666666866668686666666868666
68666666866668686666666866866
68666666888888688888886866686
66666666666666666666666666666
68666668688888686668666666666
66866686686668686668666666666
66686866686668686668666666666
66668666686668686668666666666
66668666686668686668666666666
66668666688888688888666666666
66666666666666666666666666666

Step 1: Highlight all numbers.
Step 2: Click ctrl F.
Step 3: Click 8 once.
Step 4: You'll see what it says.

Good Afternoon

I wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. I appreciated your contributions to our discussion but felt that I should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally I would never be one to police my students eating habits, but I reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. I'm pretty sure I watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

Is everything going okay at home?
Is your jaw okay?

Please let me know if I can be of any support.

This guy is the highest mother peeep out there gotta love him.

Soeter as Heuning

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel