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Onion

There are layers to my madness.

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Aparrently a Goodie two Shoes.

I'm that guy you know at a party in the back of the room, and people are asking who I am, and why I'm screaming at a lamp. And you just sigh, that's Onion.....

This week, please welcome to the cutting board: The MadOnion!

Why: Besides having the ability to form his own cult without even knowing, let alone trying, Onion is always available to log into almost any game and cause problems. With admin, with other players, with the general map rotations. You name it. Not only does Onion play to kick ass, but he is FABULOUS. Just look at him. He is a frickin' onion.

Why Not: Onion is so awesome that it makes the committee feel a little uncomfortable.

In Summary: Chopping real onions makes you cry. But shooting The MadOnion will probably just make you laugh uncontrollably. Congrats to this week's POTW MadOnion!

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The MadOnion: You have an iso mounter?
Chosnuk: Who do you think you're talking with
Chosnuk: A filthy casual that buys games?

Chosnuk: i liked the tutorial in bad dragon
Chosnuk: blood dragon*
Chosnuk: ♥♥♥♥
Chosnuk: hahaha
The MadOnion: lel

10:15 AM - Chosnuk: "God created me a ♥♥♥ and hates me for it"
10:15 AM - Chosnuk: seems legit

Chosnuk: semen ain't cheese
The MadOnion: some texture kinda
The MadOnion: lol
The MadOnion: well
The MadOnion: really hot cheese
Chosnuk: go to a doctor
Chosnuk: lol
The MadOnion: no
Chosnuk: "my semen is cheesy"
The MadOnion: hahahahahahaha

9:43 AM - bluleme the tank engine: we must become a normal family again
9:43 AM - bluleme the tank engine: lemme get my dildo

Boiling in tar is the most basic hell vacation package - Chosnuk

7:12 AM - Serious Maggot: Florida is basically the pocket edition of australia

Serious Mahget: Fallout 4 on nintendo DS works better than this game on low settings. (Rust)

2:02 AM - cannibaL: best bands are from there too
2:02 AM - The MadOnion: lol yeh
2:02 AM - cannibaL: metal bands that is
2:02 AM - cannibaL: no metal in africa
2:02 AM - cannibaL: undeveloped market
2:02 AM - cannibaL: lets go make some moneyt
2:03 AM - The MadOnion: alright
2:03 AM - The MadOnion: we can be total ♥♥♥♥♥ and still get them non ebola ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
2:03 AM - cannibaL: dude you could make some badass tribal metal about hunting and lions and stuff
2:03 AM - cannibaL: oh man
2:03 AM - cannibaL: EBOLA is band name
2:03 AM - The MadOnion: haha
2:03 AM - The MadOnion: yess
2:04 AM - cannibaL: ez money

The MadOnion: I have this japanese mayo
The MadOnion: so good
Bluellama: semen
The MadOnion: I try not to think about it to much

The MadOnion: Honestly I would not be surprised if I found out I was on the DNF list
Serious Maggot: wot dat
Serious Maggot: never heard of
The MadOnion: do not fly
The MadOnion: dnf
Serious Maggot: oh
Serious Maggot: ok
Serious Maggot: I should've figured that out
Serious Maggot: Pardon my autism
Serious Maggot: I was vaccinated

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Bluellama:hopefully it will arrive before i hang myself
I want to spend that doller on wh ores

Ka-Boom Banana™: 20:08 - Ka-Boom Banana™: Is... is that porn?
20:09 - The MadOnion: bo
20:09 - The MadOnion: no...
20:09 - Ka-Boom Banana™: Bo means ,,because" in polish
20:09 - The MadOnion: haha
20:09 - Ka-Boom Banana™: No means something like ,,you know" or ,,yes"
20:10 - The MadOnion: stardew valley
20:10 - The MadOnion: well now
20:09 - Ka-Boom Banana™: Uhuh
20:09 - Ka-Boom Banana™: Everyone's playing this
20:10 - The MadOnion: that worked out ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perfectly then

4:23 AM - Sparrow: it is some achievment. on your CV you can put something like "Once I was worshipped by some cult"
4:23 AM - Sparrow: "and so, I consider myself a very charismatic person"
4:23 AM - Sparrow: xD
4:23 AM - Onion Pasta sauce, Juust Right: haha
4:24 AM - Onion Pasta sauce, Juust Right: I inspired a cult following without even trying
4:24 AM - Onion Pasta sauce, Juust Right: Charismatic ☑
4:25 AM - Sparrow: xD

Chosnuk: welp there it is
Chosnuk: "makes you wish for a nuclear winter"
Chosnuk: the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arrow to the knee of New Vegas

The MadOnion: found it
The MadOnion: 53.523742, -1.582578
Chosnuk: dafuk is dis
Chosnuk: its not wieliczka
The MadOnion: look at street
The MadOnion: lol
Chosnuk: that joke was so good i laughed so loud i woke up everyone
Chosnuk: huhuhuh

The MadOnion: U couldent even support ♥♥♥♥ if it was attached to ur spine
Chosnuk: ♥♥♥♥♥
Chosnuk: roasted

Ka-Boom Banana™: Those lightning strikes
Ka-Boom Banana™: Sounds like an old man on a wheelchair falling of the stairs

Bluellama: People should start sending their old amd cards to storm victims so they can use them as portable space heaters. -Lamas thoughts on Irma

Pardon my autism, I was vaccinated. -Maggot (I think)

cannibaL: hey
The Festive Onion: why you always msg me right when im bout to masturbate
The Festive Onion: its like you know
The Festive Onion: lol
cannibaL: opk have fun
The Festive Onion: moment ruined
The Festive Onion: I will try again later
(5 mins later)
The Festive Onion: I keep thinking bout things
The Festive Onion: like how the fact we are even alive
The Festive Onion: is amazing
The Festive Onion: lol
The Festive Onion: we exist
The Festive Onion: we have some ticket that is prolly like 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance
The Festive Onion: and what do we do
The Festive Onion: meme all day
cannibaL: you went from jerkin off to deep thinking about stuff
The Festive Onion: hahahaha
The Festive Onion: yeh
The Festive Onion: usually how it goes

Bluellama: too much tiddie was loaded into the memory

Bluellama: who knows maybe people in the future will all buy MadOnion branded suck masters 3000

MadOnion: NYAAA Lama-Kun my new avatar is so KAWAII!
Bluellama: leave me alone i just want to grill in peace

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Bluellama 9 Jun, 2023 @ 1:11am

If you ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell “amogus” 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat you up and you will wake up in a place called the orphanage

Bluellama 2 Mar, 2021 @ 9:57am

this guy is my token american friend so when I say racist ♥♥♥♥ I can say I'm not racist

Magmut 20 Oct, 2019 @ 12:53am

This man is my favourite African American male living through the socioeconomic consequences of a dysfunctional welfare system pushed by the Reagan administration

Bluellama 13 Oct, 2018 @ 4:36am

And Onion is that homie

Bluellama 13 Oct, 2018 @ 4:35am

Yeah so I was in school one day and there was this girl I liked, and she liked me. She handed my homie a note and he gave it to me. It said "do you like me" I didn't realize it was from her, I thought it was my friend. I looked deep into his eyes as I said "yes" and that's how we became homiesexuals

Bluellama 7 Nov, 2017 @ 4:13pm

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