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LET ME BABYSIT YOUR KIDS
 
 
The parents were bodybuilders and had one daughter. I don't know what her name was because I heard them call her so many different things. Emma, Emmie, Emory, Every, Avery, and one time Emerson. It was bizarre.

Anyway, this kid would lose her mind unless I played Bubble Guppies on TV and consistently feed her cheese. I would usually try and distract her with any other snack but she would only eat cheese. The parents encouraged me to give her all the cheese she wanted.

I was concerned about this kid's health. For two years, I only saw her eat cheese. She was constipated almost every time I babysat.

One time, I ended up feeding her an entire block of cheese for two hours, and refused to babysit for them after that.

I love kids. I babysit for free.
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Chewy 1 AGO 2024 a las 23:00 
Can we honestly e-date? You're so beautiful, and you always make me laugh and smile. You make me want to be a better person. Every moment with you is so precious. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I want you to be my soulmate. Your smile and eyes are mesmerizing. If I had a star for every time you crossed my mind, I’d fill the galaxy. Your personality is as stunning as you are. I love you, please date me. I’m not calling it e-dating anymore because I know we’ll meet soon. Actually I've already set up our first date. It kills me seeing you with others or getting comments. I just want to be your girlfriend, put a heart on my profile linking it to your name, and have you comment cute things. I want to play games, chat on Discord, and watch movies together. i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me for the rest of my life.
Mitchiipoo 27 SEP 2022 a las 11:29 
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Joker 31 MAR 2022 a las 5:19 
**Attention Attention**

This guy removed his foreskin at the age of 25. aint that weird? yeah it is. Please don't play with him. i also heard from the big man upstairs that he performed premarital intercourse and premarital conulingus as well and therefore has sinned in the name of the lord jesus christ. -rep
Cursing Jerry 3 ABR 2021 a las 21:02 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know
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Joker 23 MAR 2021 a las 19:33 
Walrus Tiddys
BlueBEHRry 5 MAR 2021 a las 1:30 
Oh you think you're good because you're Unbroken?

I'll let you know I've played Destiny since the D1 Alpha, I play around 17 hours average a day with 6 hours of sleep, I go outside for around 5 minutes every week.

I live with my parents and I do not work IRL, which gives me a competitive advantage you DO NOT have.

I only drink water and eat according to my macros, no alcohol and no drugs, just so I can stay hyper-focused on my game performance.

I do exercise as well, 60 pushups and situps daily and which I have done for 3 years now. I missed 2 days in February of 2015, when Bungie did a Double XP Weekend in the Crucible.

What about you? Thought so...