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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

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I (37M) was walking up the staircase to tell my son (14M) that dinner was ready. As my left foot hit the last step, I heard a strange, soft, clapping sound from outside my son's door. Me, having raised him very Christian, hadn't thought much of it, considering I had never had the thought of him possibly masturbating. However, as I turned the door knob, my retinas and irises were assaulted with terrifying imagery and horrors no man should ever witness.

My son was throwing it back butt booty naked, ♥♥♥♥, balls and all, greased up in olive oil from head to toe and everywhere in between. in front of his phone on call with his buddies on "Disscord," with two empty bottles of slick and salty oil on his desk. I heard his friends over speakerphone, masturbating and repeating things like "oh yeah," "get it boy," "♥♥♥♥.." etc. etc. He seemed to be extremely into it, with Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" on full blast on his Alexa.

It took him a good 20~ish seconds to realize that I was standing in the doorframe, although standing directly in front of him. He looked me straight in the eyes with a terrified yet soulless expression. Instead of saying a single word or congratulating him, I just backed out and closed the door, leaving him to continue. I feel very guilty about it, considering the passion and effort he was putting into his hips and ass.