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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:31am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:40am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:07am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:28am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:34am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:06am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:11am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:05am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:15am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:56am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:18pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:15am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:11am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:07am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:07am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:07am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:53am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:07am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 5:02am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 5:01am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:47am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:04am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:01am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:55am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 9:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:55am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:57am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 11:12am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:39am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:14am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 8:50am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:13am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:55pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 5:14am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 5:20am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2024 @ 1:42am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:58am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:41am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:07am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:59am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:13am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:50pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:52pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:14pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:33am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 7:48am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:58am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:14am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:45pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:04pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:14pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:18am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:31am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:50am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 9:24am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:58am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:01am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:24am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 10:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:09am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:16pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:47pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:52pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:55pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 5:00am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:47pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:47pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:56pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:56pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:16pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 8:48am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:07am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:37pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:43pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:12pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:52pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:56pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:13am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:29pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:10am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:46pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:19pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:36pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:07am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:07am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:35pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:14am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 9:28am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 4:09pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:26pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:46pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:42am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:57am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:00am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:27pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:07am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:41am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2024 @ 5:07am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:49pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:41am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:34am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:56pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:36pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:17am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:35pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:25pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:42pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:17am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:56am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 9:04am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:58am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:30am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:12pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 10:12am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:45pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:24pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:02pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:44pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:51am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:52am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:33am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:41pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:13am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 6:55am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:38pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 5:18pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:05pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 8:55am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:11am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:53pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:12am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 7:23am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:38pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 2:14pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:15am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:39am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:40am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:06am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:08am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 11:00am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 6:56am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 12:14pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 2:44pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 6:10am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2023 @ 4:19pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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