M'Lady *tips fedora*

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

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YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR? DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT. MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PEICE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE! DISMISSED! +rep

his doinks??
not bread?
cringe -rep

this guy actually dips his doinks in fondue -rep

this guy he luhs me :) +rep

The brother of my cousin of my friend that his dad found saw this guy in the mall and let me tell you this guy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥

yo this dude really sucked my WANG. +rep

oh god oh ♥♥♥♥ it's a bomb don't open it

why did u send me an amazon package

bro why are u even talking to me right now where r u even at bro why u at my backyard

thick

草你妈逼

this guy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guy he is gao fu shuai

-rep he's black

tower of god isn't that good

this guy doesn't like tower of god unsubbed, unliked, unshared and unpogged good luck with your e-career

he's black

he's black

8==D bro you just looked at a dingdong ♥♥♥♥

Whoa whoa whoa who is this guy and why is he living on my backyard?

who dis dude and y is he on my friends list?

Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my PEE PEE because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to POOP it back out.

This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my BUNGHOLE from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere.

I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my POOPHOLE has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

Happy birthday my guy

-rep dry butthole

+rep, the cutest and prettiest petite asian school girl you will ever meet, hi Chairman Mao!

hey man happy birthday

+rep, bad

+rep happy birthday dude

+rep expert Dota 4 player

+rep please dont beat me anymore ill be good

+rep and a chin chong nip nong to you too young lady

+rep a great white monster shark

+rep a great white monster shark