Hi, I am 15 years old and I like to sit AFK in Dota games when my mommy calls me to eat my PB&J sammy. This time I tried to scarf it very quickly so I can come back to the game, but I almost choked and died. And then my teammates get mad and call me names. My daddy told me before he left us that when someone calls you names you should stop playing with them. So I stopped playing and cried and coped and sat in fountain for the rest of the game. Meepo called me a P word 5 times, but I don't even know what it means. I was told that I have a P word too, but I call it like my biology textbook - a VAGINA.

THE EDGE LORD

THE EDGE LORD

THE EDGE LORD

THE EDGE LORD

EDGE LORD!