Malcolm in the Middle East
Daddy   Tyne and Wear, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Level
69
Shampoo Crew
500 XP
 
 
Are you getting sleepy now children? That's good. Mmmmmmm, I smell pork chops. Does your dad cook? Oooh, can't stop thinking about your dad. Just feels so right children. You're gonna give me your dads email address. I cant wait to meet your pep-pep.
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About me
Hi! I'm Garbs. I'm just another spacka on the bus licking snots off the windows, but I can probably kick a penny floater higher than you can!

Two Cities aussie drops:
· Tour 4 - Black Box - Kept
· Tour 28 - Knife - Given to a friend :B1:
· Tour 38 - Ambassador - Sold
· Tour 49 - Scattergun - Sold
· Tour 56 - Blutsauger - Sold
· Tour 103 - SMG - Sold
· Tour 192 (Tour 200 total) - Frontier Justice - Given to a friend :B1:
· Tour 198 - Ambassador - Sold
· Tour 249 - Grenade Launcher - Sold

Notable drops from other tours:
· ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothing lol

Total MVM tours: 331

If you're going to add me, make a comment on my profile first or I'll instantly decline, especially if your profile is low level and / or we have no friends in common. If you do try to add me and have one of those copy-pasted "TF2 Tourney player" info boxes on your profiIe I'll block you and report you for scamming too. I'm not really a spacka. Still love licking snots off the sunshine bus windows though.

RIP yomps
RIP Lum

respect them, or else.
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Quake
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last played on 16 Mar
Team Fortress 2
Mannifest Destiny
500 XP
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Video 1 Screenshots 214 Artwork 1
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last played on 16 Mar
Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms
Achievement Progress   118 of 657
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last played on 14 Mar
Carmageddon: Reincarnation
Achievement Progress   11 of 30
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Comments
Quackston 30 Jan @ 9:26pm 
This guy uses his LONG ♥♥♥♥ as a pogostick. When he gets a boner (often) you can see the man jumping on his erect penis,, I fear for the woman who can take this mans massive long penis
Mrs.Grape"Ix"Hollywood 1 Jan @ 4:22pm 
Happy New Year
IDKWID 1 Jan @ 12:04am 
happy new years
Mrs.Grape"Ix"Hollywood 25 Dec, 2024 @ 10:39am 
Merry Christmas
Quackston 25 Sep, 2024 @ 2:49pm 
10 years in the gay hospital for gay people really changed you man..
Hey, I uh...Met This Guy Once 15 Jun, 2024 @ 9:26pm 
amazing name bro, 10/10