Recent reviews by TheEggmo

Game so good I wish cars were real

Destiny players will receive the most mediocre ending to a 10 year old saga and call it a 10/10 masterpiece.
At least it's over and I can move on from this Skinner box with a sense of closure, however unsatisfying.

Since all the betas barely anything substantial was added, while the new stuff is unrefined.
Then comes the matter of the game being falsely advertised as F2P, while you can barely do anything as F2P and need to pay 30$ to do anything substantial.
I'd be willing to support the devs, but asking 30$ while in a year the game has barely changed is a bit rich.

Own a railgun for planetary defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four bugs break into our fort. "What the devil?" As I grab my jump pack and support weapon. Blow a bowling ball sized hole through the first bug, it's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second bug, miss it entirely because it's smoothbore and nails my teammate. I have to resort to the cannon mounted on my ship loaded with 120mm HE rounds, "Tally ho lads" the 120mm HE rounds shreds two bugs and a teammate in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off a bug breach. Pick up an arc thrower and charge the the last terrified bug.Last teammate bleeds out waiting for the resupply since the arc thrower lightning chained to him, Just as the founding fathers intended

Not a good inventory management game, most of the items don't interact with other items based on placement, they just change your stats. Even if they do interact, it's mostly boring stuff like a sword that gets more damage per adjacent sword or armor or whatever.
You also get way too much money given the comparatively limited backpack space, unless you are meant to spam reroll in shop until you get what you want, which is not very interesting.

Just play Brotato instead. It's the same gameplay, but without the drawbacks and with better presentation.

One of the best movement systems I have ever seen, with flexibility allowing you to access almost any part of the map early, if you can pull off some tricky tech.

Dark Souls randomizer but the bow build is actually good

One of the best platformers and a fantastic spiritual successor to Wario Land, getting 100% in this game has been a joy. With well animated graphics, banging soundtrack and tight gameplay, every second of this game was a pleasure. Highly recommended for anyone with even a passing interest in the genre.

Very enjoyable and great to play with a podcast on your second monitor. Sadly, it gets pretty repeatable after a while.

My favorite part was when the tongue parasite did a musical number. Good stuff