Recent reviews by The Cockslapper

Does not work

Apart from the occasional 'clip into the floor, truck totaled' scenario, it's pretty fun!

It's passing as a 'game' and, therefore, passes the minimum requirements to be played on Steam, I guess? At least it makes a good trading card farm! (what a surprise)

Never had the opportunity to play this on Xbox back in the day, it's was still worth buying on PC all these years later!

The perfect game for farming trading cards!

They don't allow for a way to bring over the saves from your pirated copy.

I hope to live seeing the day they finally leave beta-access.

Please stop with the fake accents.

None of this is worth it

Fallout has always been great and the inner working 'fusion' core of this game is no different. Love the story, outdated graphics and even the included game breaking Bethesda bugs.

There are too many limitations and/or extensions which keep this game from living up to it's maximum potential, to name some but not all:

(1) Small stash limit: it's impossible to play this game while taking loot after level 50.. that is with deleting half of your inventory time and time again. It is not fun walking while overweight so no more picking things up for me.
(2) Too many building restrictions: 'camp budget exceeded', 'no plans for this', 'door does not fit in corresponding structure for no reason', 'can't even create power armor stands without buying them as a micro-transaction' and 'things are not replaceable after removing them' are notable inclusions amongst others.
(3) The designed grind around 'main' 'quests': Half of the missions consist of nothing more than 'pick this up', 'oh this too', 'it doesn't work, find a new one' and finally 'sorry, I lied, it wasn't needed' kinda non telling one-liners.. it really isn't enjoyable but has to be done if you actually want to progress to the end of said story. All of the hours that I played could be condensed in a good compact story of around 20-30 hours.

There is no reason for these artificial limitations which wreck havoc on your ability and freedom to explore the Wasteland.
It is straight up ridiculous to buy the base game + the Pittsburgh 'deal' while you secretly need to buy half of all described from that highly should be illegal dodgy corner-shop of an atom and have to have a very much unappreciated so incredibly too much expensive Fallout 1st subscription to even store things normally.

Bethesda, please have my ideas for (actually) free:

15 a month / Fallout 1st = too cheap for most people, disregard.
30 a month / Fallout 1st+ = unlock a special event: Nuke the Wallet. Event reward gives a two hour a month elite experience to our best and most upmost finest players. With the two hour buff activated on your Pip Boy, you will never feel alone in the wasteland again! This buff plays the best 30 second loop of Todd Howard laughing* (*use comes with the side effect 'sound inability', which prevents the user from turning off the holotape)
100 a month / Fallout 2st = get 40 special edition 'I robbed you' Nuka Cola Caps* (*plans to build the caps for 200 metal scrap) with an inclusion of free* (*free unlocking, requires 50 special edition caps) pink naked ghoul skins.