! ! ! ATTENTION 2012 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS ☹ HEARTBREAKS ☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️TH GRADE)

Did DMT back in '09, fried me pretty good. Been able to intercept the satellite transmission of every NFL game with my mind, ever since. Beams the images straight into my head, HD quality too. Only problem is that all the commercial breaks are just a still image of me and my wife and children, all naked and crucified on a hill overlooking a lake of burning oil. {shrugs shoulders} But what are you gonna do. It's football.

! ! ! ATTENTION 2011 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS ☹ HEARTBREAKS ☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️TH GRADE)

! ! ! ATTENTION 2010 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS ☹ HEARTBREAKS ☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️TH GRADE)

! ! ! ATTENTION 2009 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS ☹ HEARTBREAKS ☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️TH GRADE)

! ! ! ATTENTION 2008 KIDS ! ! ! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX O_O PERIODS ☹ HEARTBREAKS ☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️TH GRADE)