Here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know

Happy 😃 hoe 🤣 hoe 😋 HOElidays 🎄all you santa 🎅 SLUTS 😫🍆💦 today is ❌❌❌mas 👀👉👌 and Santa 🎅 baby 👶🏼 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆💦💦💦😍 to town 🏙 all you naughty 👿 naughty 😈 girls 👧🏿👧🏻👧🏾👧🏼 boys 👦🏿👦🏼👦🏻👦🏽 and non-binary toys 🧒🏻🧒🏽🧒🏿🧒🏼💋😦😧😲😩😃 daddy claus can trim ✂️ MY Christmas tree 🎄 and fill up ⬆️ my stocking 🧦 if you know what I mean 👀💄👄👅 oh santa pally 🎅 I’ll be your nut 🌰 cracker ⚡️ if you nut 🥜 on my chest 🤽🏽‍♂️🤽🏻‍♂️ near an open fire 🔥 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sexiest 👄👅😂😂😂CHRISTMAS elves 🧝‍♀️ 😈🙌🏻

MASKS UP😷 AND TITS OUT💯👏🙌ONLY THREE MORE COVID🦠VARIANTS🤤UNTIL SIGMA ΣΣ😩 You know what that means you 🅱OOSTED💉SLUTS👅👀 It’s time to get on that COVID Grindset™ before you get 🤯infected🍆🍆🍆by the SUPERIOR😤variant‼‼ The sixth 6️⃣wave🌊👋 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦💦📈🅱eta males at the bottom😓👇of the corona🍺sexual🥵 hierarchy 🏆 should ☠prepare to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥🍑🍆this time⌛ by the extra👌large🤪spike👆protein mutation☢🤤😫 Send this to 1️⃣9️⃣ of your most IMMUNO⛔COMPROMISED🚫😨😨 friends💩otherwise😳there will be💀 another VERY long📏🍆LOCK🔐DOWN🙈‼‼

“Just another day at the office.”
― Captain Price

uraaaaaaaaaaaaaaanium fever

thanks for being so awesome