i am a simpleton whose current residence is an abandoned dilapidated ice house now turned crackhouse out in a field in the hill country. my PC is a rusty commodore PET chassis (that was used as an ashtray for 43 years) fitted with a 386 CPU on a coleco adam motherboard and a plasma screen fished out of the dumpster of my local Hastings 11 years ago so if i play any games made after 2000 then tough ♥♥♥♥. the only redeeming quality my PC has is that it has a voodoo 2 card i bought with my dad's liquor store robbery money before he got sent up the river for indecent exposure while committing third degree murder. my dealer promised if i can make 5 more pounds of solid black tar heroin, he can give me my HJKLI keys back. i usually make a living stealing grapes from the vineyards for prison wine and stealing from the LBJ park whenever i can. currently, i'm dumpster diving all my local CVS locations for as much liquid nyquil as i can find cause i'm outta sutafed and that meth ain't gonna make itself.

Will give information on how to make lethal weapons out of rubber bands, nails, sticks, bull nettle, batteries, cactus pads and scotch tape for a few bumps of coke and baking soda.

also if anyone can spare me some rash cream for my krokodil sores that would be nice.


and if any of you see nick nolte lying around tell him he's outta time on his gas station pickled herring loan and that next i see him that i got some curare and sock of quarters and that this is the last time he's shorted me outta my pocket change. you can probably find him passed out in the dumpster behind denny's near the south louisiana methanol plant. apparently he heard there's a benzene storage tank in there and he's been scavenging used straws for weeks to try and get a sip
















































































































































































































































































































































































my background is a real photo of my house