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-Decide to test out molotov
-Throw it into a horde that gathered when I set off a burglar alarm eariler
-Fire goes everywhere
-Zombies on fire
-Run to my house because getting chased by burning zombies
-Forget to close front door
-Taking baseball bat out of trash bag
-Taking forever
-Sudden flaming zombie hits me
-MY HEAD IS ONN FIREEEEEEE
-Drink bleach due to the inevitable
-Get baseball bat
-Kill all zombies trying to get in
-Head stops burning
-I'm ok
-Remember I downed an entire bottle of bleach
-"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"-Me
-Die

10.1/10 Ultimate Firebug Sim

I have heard "Howdy Ho." in this game more times then in real life

they should rename this game to "The Rwandan Expirence 1994 Edition"

my pc is bad and my dilapitated house is falling apart around me, please help

this game is one of the very few steam greenlight success stories around 2013-2014, when z-grade """games""" were ♥♥♥♥ out on steam at a breakneck pace, including the infamous slaughtering grounds and other "works" made by digital homicide.

if that isn't enough to convince you, the sound design, art style and storytelling will.

the only thing wrong with this game is the fact that there is a time limit for the water chip


theres probably a fix for it but i'm too lazy to download it











































































also you cant beat zax at chess wtf game you suc

the kind of game you would expect to run on pencil sharpener at 60 fps but somehow barely gets above 25 fps on minimum settings