what sound does it make when you jump in the air

describe your balls to me

Don't even bother trying to add him on Facebook guys. He won't even give you the time of day. After many heartfull and deep conversation in which I opened myself up to him believing he was my friend he did what everyone I think cares about me does.... stab me in the back.

I got him a job introduced him to his wife and got him back in touch with his long lost father and he blocked me on Facebook. All I have left is my phone because I lost everyone after being addicted to drugs and gambling and I wanted to reach out to him for help and all he does is ignore me and pretend I don't exist.

Well this is goodbye jerk!

i tattood your name on my shoulder please take me back

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my godddddd

please jump off the top of a parking lot !! don't worry, I'll record it for you! :)