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This is my review of FleetCOMM:

I give this game a full 10/10 because you can make your own formation, The dildo formation is the formation of champions and only can be used when you take 5 Thor spaceships and put 3 together in the middle and 2 half ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the side of the base using the remaining ships.

The graphics are stunning and the music has massive memes and only one thing comes through my mind when flashing colors flash through my eyes... I Can't see ♥♥♥♥. and this is how games should be made and only a true successor to Astroids could accomplish that while shooting enemies you can barely even see.

Let's face it this game is the Dark Souls of the Astroids genre and even though you could spam all the weapons at once making the game easy who wants to that? It's about the challenge and about the waves and waves of enemies coming at you until you get tired of it and go to bed.

This game is better than any Ace Combat game.
Excited for the 1st chapter after playing this tutorial.

If you're a spyro fan you'll love this game. I couldn't put it down for some time!

Hit this game up. It's better than alot of other early access stuff. The Dev really has a vision.

This ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Game is Retarded.