I used to love radiohead, but then one day I was walking with my girlfriend and a whole gang of Radiohead's jumped me, they pushed me to the ground and teased me "who's a creep now weirdo? What are you some kind of kid a?" The whole time I was crying and trying to tell them that "I love radiohead and I skinned my knee when I fell" and ed just beat me with his freakishly long arms and the whole time Thom just twitched nervously and I asked "do you have mxymytosis?" and he telepathically conveyed to me "that's not a word" and Jonny was on his laptop googling sounds no like actually he typed "sounds" in to google and was like "yeah all right" and the other 2 were like "we are also in the band" and I said "hey that's great can you call off this guy and we will get a pint?" And they said "we prefer to have a biscuit but we eat mama bird style it's what all the kids do now" but they said it together in synch like freaky twins anyway that's how I ruined my pants

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Match time? I'm game!

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese when she went to go get her yearly physical done the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type two diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease she also suffers from severe depression because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance which enables her to consume even more food making her even more obese. Not to mention but your mother is becoming so monstrous she is having a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. your mother has a cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worse over time.

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