Sibis's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 5:15am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 6:08am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 5:57am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 3:25pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 6:04am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 6:46am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 4:13pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 1:46am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 2:59pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 6:12am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2015 @ 10:41am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 1:40am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 6:42am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 17 May, 2015 @ 5:37am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 7 May, 2015 @ 8:17am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 2:24am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 4:47pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 2:13am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 2:05am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 2:06am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 4:42pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2015 @ 10:53am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 21 Apr, 2015 @ 9:45am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 15 Apr, 2015 @ 2:16am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2015 @ 10:40am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 5:57am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 2:09am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 6:27am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2015 @ 10:13am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 1:57am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 4 May, 2015 @ 3:01pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 5:18am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 6:52am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 5:28am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 5:47am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 3:40pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 3:52pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 6:52am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 4:07pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 1:56am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 13 Apr, 2015 @ 4:27pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 11 Apr, 2015 @ 5:38am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 1:48am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

8 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30