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PEAK............... A LITTLE SHORT...... BUT STILL PEAK...................

it's peak........... idk what to say......... but it's peak..............

i booted it up with an RTX 3050 and it ran at 20fps

Gogeta go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and I win.

Yeah, he's good.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[stomps you into a corner and combos you into a Lv.3]

Great Scott! If my calculations are correct, this should make your Rocket League experience 10 TIMES BETTER!
The Back to the Future™ Car Pack really can add to your Rocket League experience even if you haven't watched the movie yet. (Or it's two other sequels.)

Graphics (DLC Only):
The DeLorean™ itself is really details, almost making seem like you're driving the actual DeLorean™! ...Except using for car soccer... Now if only we could actually travel back in time...

Gameplay (DLC Only):
It's only DLC. It's not the full game.

88MPH/10 "GREAT SCOTT!" -Emmet Brown

*long sigh* Five Nights at Freddy's...
This is where all of the madness begins, not just the fanbase madness, but ingame madness...

Ok, first things first, Five Nights at Freddy's revolves around YOU playing as a Security Guard, just working the Night-Shift to get a few quick bucks.
Then these 4 (5 if you're counting that one rare animatronic...) robotic jerks come and decide to make working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza a living hell.

You defend yourself by closing two blast doors to both your left and right, and you have a State-of-the-Art Camera Feed Tablet to see and "find" the animatronics lurking in the night.
You win by getting to 6AM, and you beat the game by beating all 5 nights, hence FIVE Nights at Freddy's, but you end up going back for a 6th Night for Overtime, and a 7th Night for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I'm not crazy about this game, so I give it a 7.5/10. It's good, but the fanbase, man.

It's weird as Hell.

Also, jumpscares. Spooky. +.000005 to the score.

EDIT 2:
no more bots

game good

EDIT: I am not deleting this review because this is a timeless masterpiece of an era where """game reviewing""" was serious for a random nobody like me

bot problem sucks, Valve needs to fix their game

peepee poopoo, i miss when we didn't have to worry about bots ruining everything
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OLD REVIEW:

Team Fortress 2, though I am not fond of MOST FPS, this is one that stands out and tries to be different. Hats, miscs, halloween and other seasonal events, custom and normal game modes, and an overall nice soundtrack?

1. Story **SLIGHT SPOILERS***
The story is too long to summarize, so let me simplify it even more. Two brothers fought for gravel and their long lost third brother kills them both and makes robots to destroy Mann Co. THE END

2. Mechanics
The game has 9 different classes from you to choose from, The Scout, who is fast on his feet but can take a bit of a beating; The Soldier, who has an arsenal of rocket launchers and boots; The Pyro, a crazed and weird pyrotecknic; The Demoman, a scottish drunkie who can litearlly put your remaining body parts in a soup can; The Heavy, a popular meme with his POOTIS; The Engineer, what Texans would find a little bit racist; The Medic, a German who is bound can turn almost anyone in to a god in a short amount of time; The Sniper, not a crazed gunman, but a leathel assassin, next to DeadShot; and The Spy, a Frenchmanwho really like the Scout's mother. Anyway, At first, TF2 was supposed to be a command and attack game, which ended up being too stoopid for us, they decided to make is alot like the orignal Team Fortress, a class-based FPS. Containing game modes such as Capture the *cough* breifcase *cough* flag, Control Point, and the completly forgotten Territorial Control Points, (A.K.A. tc_hydro. Yea, remember that? I sure DON'T!) and the new and enjoyable, Mann vs. Machine.

3. Graphics
The game, at first, was trying to look like, at the time, a realistic command and attack game, then the graphics started to look a little more... cartoon-y, which ended up getting ALOT of people on TF2's purchase list, along with all the famous "Meet the Team" Videos, while at the same time, making the game more mature for the older audiences.

Overall, Team Fortress 2 is a great shooter for the person who is trying to look for a good FPS, with out having to be called a F2P all the time.

Story: 9/10
Mechanics: 10/10
Graphics: 9/10

Overall Score:
9.5/10

*as in slight, I mean not existant spoilers

Sonic CD is an outstanding game, though because it was on the SegaCD, not many people knew about it.

1. **SPOILER ALERT** Story:

Sonic CD is set on a miniature planet nicknamed "The Little Planet", which is then held captive by Dr. Eggman. Also in this game, we are introduced to two new characthers in the franchise, Metal Sonic and, ugh... Amy Rose... ANYWAY, Sonic must stop Eggman from taking over the Little Planet before it's too late by retrieving the Time Stones, mystical gems that, when found all 7, (sound familiar?) can allow the user to, no, not turn into Super Sonic, but to travel through the flow of time itself!(Amazing, right? yeah. Pretty hard to believe...) After Sonic finds/or fails to find* all 7 Time Stones, he must face off against his metallic doppelganger(?), Metal Sonic. Later, Sonic finds Eggman's/Robotnik's base, the Metallic Madness, which he ends up destroying after the fall of Robotnik. *fakechuckle* After that, he rescues Amy from the collapsing base and runs off leading off into his next adventure.

1.1 **SPOILER ALERT** Endings:
Good Ending: Sonic manages to free the Little Planet after the collapse of the Metallic Madness Zone thanks to the use of the Time Stones, but un-expectinly Eggman/Robotnik still has one of the Time Stones in his possession (somehow?) with Sonic chucking a rock (Chuck Norris Style) at him and destroys his Egg-Mobile, ending off with the Little Planet leaving the Earth(?) with "Sonic Fireworks" and Sonic running off.
Bad Ending: Sonic manages to free the Little Planet after the collaping Metallic Madness Zone, ending off with Sonic leaving the Little Planet, but little did Sonic know that Eggman used the Time Stones to re-build the Metallic Madness Zone and take control of the Little Planet.

2. Graphic: Thanks to the enhancement form Crhristian Whitehead and SEGA, it now looks more like a Sonic 1 remake on the SegaCD and it looks absolutly Amazing! I cannot say that enough without making it seem like i hate the game. The sprites have smooth movements, the texture are great for describing what kind of enviornmet I'm in, and the backgrounds are, meh, Backgrounds.

3. Sound: Since Sonic CD has two seperate soundtracks, SEGA allowed us to switch from the US soundtrack, and the Japanese Soundtrack, and I've gotta say, they are both great to listen to! (especially the JP soundtrack) each zone has its own diverse track, ethier if you in the smooth-looking present, the shady-metallic future, or the calm and peaceful past.

4. Overall thoughts: This game is really good, from its clean and smooth scrolling, to its well-composed music, this one of the best Sonic games in the franchise.

Story: 8.5/10

Graphics: 9/10

Music: 9.5/10

Overall Score: 9.4/10

Spoilers were coming, you knew that right?

It's Sonic's 20th Anniversery, and SEGA decides to bundle one of every level, handpicked by us, to be in this new 20th Anniversery title. later during late 2010 / early 2011, the young, blue hedgehog that we all know and love, Classic & Modern Sonic the Hedgehog, was said tbe playable in the game to assist each other to fight the "mysterious" "new" threat. After release in November, the fans went CRAZY for Generations, the game broght back so many memorial moments in the Sonic universe, from the classic Green Hill, to the "City-Boarding" of City Escape. The people loved this game, not just because it's a 20th Anniversery title, as a reminder why we play Sonic the Hedgehog, a reminder of all the fun times we had with him. The music is memorable and great, the levels, handpicked by us, are fun and great to play in, and the story? Oh, who cares about the stroy! The story's bland as heck! Along with the community creating mods to give us a new experience, this game deserves all the praise it gets! High-Quality, High-Defenition Grapchics to boot, this game's awesome!

I give it a 9.99/10