After a good game in Dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of great dotes and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.

Get To The Choppa!

welcome back

Ice

Aye hay oye hoy... Bado badi bado badiii

You can refer to him as "Daddy"