I'll have you know I have 14 friends AT ALL COST

THE Worse DBD player ever doesnt even save you

Yikes..some of u alittle butthurt?

I WOULD COLLECT THE SWEAT FROM THE TAINTS OF 5000 HAIRY SWEATY ARAB MEN, MIX IT WITH SEWER WATER FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE SLUMS OF INDIA JUST TO DRINK IT, VOMIT IT, DRINK IT AGAIN, PEE IT OUT, FUNNEL THAT PEE INTO WHOOPIE GOLDBERGS ASS AFTER TACO NIGHT, HAVE HER SIT ON MY FACE AND FART IT BACK OUT, JUST TO TOUCH THE AIDS INFECTED HOMELESS PERSON YOUR UNCLE GAVE CHANGE TO 3 YEARS AGO

I would swim up the amazon river with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum using only Ellen Degeneres' queefs as my air supply if it meant I could eat a dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection.

I would drag my balls through 10 miles of broken glass and break every bone in my body just to shake the hands of a janitor who works for a man who sniffed a chair you farted on 4 years ago.

I would stuff a hose with one meter of barbed wire inside into my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, pull out the hose and leave the barbed wire, leave it there for 100 days and then pull it out 1 cm at a time, smear whatever came out on my ♥♥♥♥ and jack off to midget pterodactyl porn just to order a full milk latte with one sugar from the same starbucks that a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of your ugliest fattest friend did just so i could feel close to you.

what you mean sad killer?