Well...where do I begin. I first found out that I was a shark after the dentist had to continually pull razor sharp teeth from my mouth every week. After that, I had to cope with the difficulties of life on the surface...like air. Once that was accomplished, I went into acting. I went to the casting for the most epic television show ever created, "STREET SHARKS." Sadly enough, I did not make the casting call...said that there was only room for four sharks on the show, not five. After about 12 years of in and out of rehab (coral reef is a hell of a drug!), I came across a group...a group for people like me. An Iguana, a Piranha, and a Weasel, all happy to invite me into their illustrious Party. Ever since then, I have been drug free and have taken up a life of video games and virtual violence. Don't come swimming if you can't out swim a shark!