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legit loser

this decked out profile is the root of all your problems

Hello I have returned a bit after a month and I would like to invite you to colab with me on peanut butter bros. We will ice each other up in smooth peanut butter and use straws to draw endless art through the thick thick peanut butter. Your silky hair will be ruined as it clumps with the nutty oils (perfection). Now as we press record the scene starts and we both wrestle pushing and pulling against the slippery surfaces of each other as we fight for the last jar of premium peanut butter. Thousands watch and the crowd is deafening, I will not lose. I suplex him and take the jar. My fans errupt as I walk through the gates of victory into the blinding light of thousands of kilograms of peanut butter I have achieved my ultimate goal. (the end.)

Imagine a really white potatoe (thats this dork)

cringe, big ass forehead, short and pale