Recent reviews by Eggcellent Eggius IV

I don't know what to say... It's peak. Simply cinema. Go buy the full game... OR ELSE! MUAHAHAHA! Build a base as you terraform mars, collect materials to build heaters, vegetubes and drills to heat up the planet, create an oxygen-rich atmosphere and add pressure to the environment respectively, find golden crates with collectibles in them, and have fun. 99.83/10 a white tear ran down my leg

You know Half Life 2? Yeah? Well this isnt that game. Because you play as HIM. The guy. The guy from uh. Entropy zero 1. But hes an elite. Yeah. You're a combine clanker. Thats the game basically. 20/04 yea

When you see this game, you may be thinking: "Oh, what a cutesy game! It'll be perfect for my children!"
And you may be correct about most of the game. But the lore? Way deeper than just 'Move in new town have fun'. Farm desert plants, gather herbs and materials, fight monsters, find the journal of a child being forced to go through a nuclear war with their father presumably gone to the blasts, talk to townsfolk, fish in quicksand (since water's a pretty luxurious item out here), make friends, explore caves with artifacts and special monsters, and have fun! 10/10 no explanation needed

Used to be fine, tried to play it again for the nostalgia, user verification failed and I had to quit. Just no.
CardLife used to be a fun, nice cozy game where everything is made of cardboard. Gather resources, mine water, hunt monsters, survive, and maybe even thrive. Old as dirt and I liked it when i could still play it 4/10

Welcome to Loddlenaut, a peaceful, wholesome game where you play as a [TITLE CARD] sent to an ocean planet to clean up the pollution and Goop, a byproduct of a former company that used to be here. Oh but what a coincidence, the sea creatures here are called Loddles! Woohoo so fun! Adopt Loddles, clean up the goop on them, feed them, and maybe even look out for some weird mutations! Whatever you choose to do, just don't forget your mission. We aren't paying you to have pets.

my dad likes this game so its good

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Terror of Hemasaurus is an arcade style destruction game where you play as different giant monsters such as Hemasaurus themself, Paingo the Pangolin, or even Clocksloth. Kill everything in sight, avoid bullets, and use your special abilities to help you destroy even more buildings. please help i dont get paid to do these reviwrhn 10/10 game overall

Welcome to SuchArt, a bloody, gory... oh wrong game. SuchArt is a peaceful, cutesy painting game where you can use unconventional tools like spoons and mops or alien teeth and blob pieces to paint masterpieces where the world is your canvas... or at least, your studio is. We don't pay you to paint your walls though, you need to actually paint pictures. From your loving sister Kyndle, to a crab alien named Koki Koki, your clients are guaranteed to be weird, wacky, and fun. The guaranteed clients are, at least. Most of them. 10/10 no diff