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AllanFanku 24 Feb, 2020 @ 10:33am 
Story time 🕛🕛 sisters 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish ❤️❤️and my headphones got unplugged 😩😩 and it played bad guy out loud 🔊🔊so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls 👭 👭 were completely vibing to it💏💏 and they were like slayyyyy🔪🔪sisterrr☠️☠️and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣️🗣️ "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK 😳😳and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life 🙏🙏 i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella👴👴 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖‍♀️🧖‍♀️
AllanFanku 24 Feb, 2020 @ 10:33am 
and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 💣💣" and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞‍♂️🧞‍♂️ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan👹👹
AllanFanku 24 Feb, 2020 @ 10:32am 
well i wasn't going to let blasphemy😡😡go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell🔙🔙 and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls"😜😜but then i felt an evil force rising😳😳it was xxxtentacion😲😲 he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won 😉😉 and spread World peace ✌️✌️ so anyway that's the TEA sisters ☕☕stay tuned for my fenti beauty 💄💄 giveaway 🎉🎉and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗
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AllanFanku 29 Jun, 2018 @ 12:08pm 
I hate phone sex .. Girls be thinkin' that ♥♥♥♥ real life 😐 it's not 😐 ight ya voice gonna beat this ♥♥♥♥? No 😡 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be childish, I remember I was talkin' to this white girl .. She on the phone tryna be freaky 😐 and I kinda liked it at first 😌 I did 😌 but this ♥♥♥♥♥ got serious 😐 she was like "I JUST WANNA SUCK YOUR ROCK HARD FAT C0CK AND JAM IT DOWN MY SPLEEN" 😳😳😳 "AND THEN I WANNA RIDE YOUR C0CK LIKE THE BEAST OF NARNIA THAT HAUNTS MY FEEBLE DREAMS" 😢😢 I said "♥♥♥♥♥ what kinda dreams you havin' 😰" she said "UHH 😩😩 yess daddy 😍💦 are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩?" My ♥♥♥♥♥ I was sittin' down eatin' cereal 😐😐 I ain't know wtf was goin' on 😐😐
AllanFanku 29 Jun, 2018 @ 12:08pm 
I said "Yes baby 😐" she said "I'm about to ♥♥♥ 😩💦 wait for me!!" I took a bite of Frosted Flakes, I said "I'm waiting 😐" she said "I came 😩😍 .. Baby what's that noise? Are you eating 😩😩?" I said "No thass my nut babe, my nut just a little crunchy 😐" she said "Your ♥♥♥ is crunchy??" 😐😐 I said "Yep 😐" . . . She said "That is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rock hard awesome 😍😩💦 Oh my gosh I just wanna suck your--" ♥♥♥♥♥ I just walked outside and left the phone on the counter 😐 .. I came back 2 hours later this ♥♥♥♥♥ was still on the phone 😐😐 "DO YOU FEEL ME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😩" I said "♥♥♥♥♥ NO! I DONT FEEL ♥♥♥♥! YA ASS LIVE RIGHT NEXT DOOR, YOU ACTIN' LIKE YOU CANT COME ♥♥♥♥ ME YOURSELF! YOU VIRGIN! AND WTF IS A C0CK?! IT'S A PETERWHACKER! I HATE YOU"