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This Fortune Examined By INSPECTOR NO. 2-14
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Break into jail and claim police brutality.
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I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch with my LEISURE SUIT!!
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Things past redress and now with me past care. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"
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All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
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All people are born alike -- except Republicans and Democrats. -- Groucho Marx
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The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded. -- George Orwell
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Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it? A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while visiting, they always take three.
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