Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob! Noob weapon!"

Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker!"

Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob! Noob weapon!"

Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker!"

In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob!"

In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacker!"

Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!"

Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!" and get teabagged

Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!"

Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"

Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot!"

Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot!"

Blocked by someone - Dies

Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot!"

Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ coward!"

Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot!"

Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ camper!"

Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage

Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage

Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit

Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious!?"

Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill

Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"

Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"

Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked

Last round - Everybody buys Negev

Your team is loosing and you are in last - Someone vote to kick you

Win a match - All enemy team rages

Lose a match - Your team rages

Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban

Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban