>be me
>at the mall with girlfriend
>day is going p good
>suddenly gf sees a group of her friends
>"thad, come meet friends"
>ohno.jpg
>anxiety builds up
>dont wanna go out like this so i go with her to talk to her friends
>spend a good five minutes standing in cirlce with gf and friends
>i havent said a word
>open my mouth to speak
>autism = activated
>i start doing finger guns
>"hey guys, do you like things? i like things"
>...
>in the middle of the awkward silence my brain goes like "ayyo, dawg, ask em what they favorite milk is"
>ask them what theyre favorite milk is
>awkward silence 2, electric boogaloo
>make up excuse to go to the bathroom
>mfw in the stalls