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My [20m] girlfriend [20f] won’t stop saying “I member” like the member berries from South Park. I keep asking her to stop but she say she “doesn’t member” me bringing it up. I couldn’t find my wallet this morning and asked if she’d seen it; she said “I member”. I’ve literally begged her to stop but she keeps going. It started slow, just little things like when telling a story she’d jokingly say “you member?” and it was funny at first but has escalated too far. We were speaking about anniversary plans and she kept saying how I “better member” the date and “ooohh I member last year”. Remembrance Day was a nightmare. Sometimes I’ll be woken in the morning by her saying she “membered” a weird dream. I don’t know if I can put up with it much longer. What can I do here? We’ve been dating for 3 years so I don’t want to end things over something stupid but it’s been going on too long.

So earlier 🕔 I 👁 was playing 🎮 vrchat with my friend 👫, he 👨 was on 🔛 pc 🖥 and I 👁 was in VR 😎. He 👨 wore 👕 a cute 😏 girl 👩🏽 outfit 👕👔👖 with jiggle physics 👁😱😤 on 🔛 her 👩 tits 🍈. It made 👑 me so horny 😈 so I 👁 whipped 👋 my ♥♥♥♥ 😫🍆 out and masturbated 🍆. I 👁 forgot 🤔❓ to mute 🔇 my mic 🎤 and I 👥 put 😏 my controllers 🎮 down ⬇➡ so he 👥 heard 👂 me moaning 😫 loudly 🔊. When ⏰ I 🕵👁 was done ✅ he 👨 said 🗣 that it was alright 👋 and I 👁 could keep 👌 jerking ✊ off 📴 if I 💦👁 wanted 😍 to.

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