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-- D. Gries
[What's good about it? Ed.]
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Admiration, n.:
Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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"The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception a neccessity."
- Oscar Wilde
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Amy: "Way to go, Professor, the plan worked."
Mom: "Plan? What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot dry
sex."
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow
in Australia.
-- Charles Schulz
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"It was a Roman who said it was sweet to die for one's country. The
Greeks never said it was sweet to die for anything. They had no vital lies."
-- Edith Hamilton, "The Greek Way"
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Mal: "Listen, if you got guests, I can come back later."
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