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16 of 16 (100%) achievements earned:
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Green Optimization Award

green path fully optimized
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Blue Optimization Award

blue path fully optimized
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Orange Optimization Award

orange path fully optimized
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 4:15pm

Social Engineer

ask all bosses to tell you more
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 8:01pm

Queen of Inefficiency

solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of steps required by the speed challenge
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 7:56pm

King of Verbosity

solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 4:15pm

Career Milestone 1

coffee time
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 1:51pm

Career Milestone 2

employee morale insertion
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 2:22pm

Career Milestone 3

sabbatical beach
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 2:43pm

Career Milestone 4

midnight petroleum
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 12:24am

Career Milestone 5

where's carol?
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 12:51am

Career Milestone 6

end program
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 2:25am

Glorious Failure: Overflow

attempt to generate a number that is too big to store in green boxes
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 7:54pm

Glorious Failure: Out of Bounds

attempt to read or write with a tile on the floor that does not exist
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2016 @ 1:30am

Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust

solve a puzzle for a specific set of inputs, while still failing with other possible inputs
Unlocked 11 May, 2016 @ 4:07pm

Excellent Instruction Follower

all levels complete. congratulations.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2016 @ 7:33pm