i love you <3

F.U.CKS

this mf really lives in a place called essex lmao this guy ♥♥♥♥♥

SO I WAS LIKE PLAYING THIS GAME CALLED "LOLCREEPYLOLL" AND WHEN I STARTED IT, IT CRASHED MY SUPER1337 W1ND0W5 PC BUT IT WORKED THE SECOND TIME SO I SAW THE MAIN MENU BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL SELECTIONS THERE WAS ONLY TWO OPTIONS "DIE" AND "LIVE", I TRIED SELECTING "LIVE" BUT IT JUST SAID "NO!" ON A BLACK SCREEN AND I WAS ALL LIKE "WUT?" THEN HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD OOZED OUT OF MY MONITOR ACCOMPANIED BY A SUPER-REAL SOUNDING SCREAM THAT ALMOST DEAFENEND ME, MY COMPUTER CRASHED AGAIN, TAKING DOWN THE POWER OF THE ENTIRE HOUSE BLOCK LOL. WHEN THE POWER CAME BACK ON, I STARTED THE GAME AGAIN, THIS TIME CHOOSING THE "DIE" OPTION, THEN A HYPER-REALISTIC SKELETON CAME OUT OF MY MONITOR AND HIT ME

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