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Huh... Goggles retract... It appears... to be a soi duel thread... stay on your toes.

saw a squirrel eating an acorn and it really made my day . just a timelessly classic situation

500 sacks of wheat or dinner with the king

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only white guy out there who lowkey vibes with studio ghibli movies, bloodborne, and MF doom

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

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See that bible thing yeah ill admit im not all for the full blown picefull god thing i meen im glade he is lol but i disagree with the fact we cant have honorable combat without sining. Duleing even to the death in honorable combat should not be a sin in my openion. Jesus infact it would probly be a good pass time in hevan considering u cant ♥♥♥♥ing die lol. But even though i dont agree with god on everything lol I bow to him Simple cuzz u dont ♥♥♥♥ with the most powerfull being in existence lol. Espessaly if they predate it. Wich is why i can understand how satan would disagree with him. However betreying him gose agienst the vary nature of self presurvation logic and instinked. Sorry for the ramble i just havent able to talk for a long ♥♥♥♥ing time lol. Steam along with my net was completely ♥♥♥♥ed up.

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scammer and all around bad player

Reading through your comments I can see that you go beyond pathetic and sad. All you are doing is acting out for attention, a trait you gained during childhood. You laugh at us who point this out, but deep down you know it's true and it hurts, so you act out some more, thinking it makes you feel powerful. The truth is, it just pushes people away and now you are sad and lonely, so you act out again for more attention. One day you will see what a vicious circle you have created for yourself. I just hope it isn't too late. Good luck with your mental health. And get some help, buddy.

Football Is Back Baby
Thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ football right there. None of that pansy ass ♥♥♥♥ tugging smile for the camera ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard core ♥♥♥♥ in the ass butterball foosball ♥♥♥♥ it chuck it game time ♥♥♥♥. Take it to the showers. ♥♥♥♥♥ get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.

Jesus why do people get off on calling this out as fake? Of course it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fake. People can't make little skits for the internet without a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ freaking out because there's no giant disclaimer that says "THIS IS NOT A REAL HUMAN INTERACTION"

It's like me putting up little dinosaur videos I made when I was 8 years old and a bunch of neckbeards bleating out "Those aren't real dinosaurs, they're toys!"

Like, no ♥♥♥♥ dude. If you don't think it's funny that's fine but no one is impressed by your ability to spot what everyone already knows is a performance

^.^ the one and only MeowTigeress
Queen of the tigers who enjoy making people smile and listening to scary stories! or listening to elves name Camille and Kennerly play the harps ...i swear there really elves...

Info:" MeowTigeress is a Neko Tigeress is from the future where all humans is not alive only rules by animals and nekos type are so rare meowtigeress maybe the only neko on earth, but she also train in the world called prefect world.Shes very nice and loving and cares for everyone but dont piss her off or meet her claws!

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do u guys think megan fox is hot

At the science museum and i saw a diagram of boobies so fr*aking hot, but i did not look at the penis i am not gay

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is your brian fried on drugs

in the future imma be reviewing bad games and good games, and of course... bad movies!
btw ♥♥♥♥ single muslim ads youtube adverts dont take into account my haterd of the religon of islam i dont want to go on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ muslim dating site
well maybe to put in a few fake accounts...............................................................

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

Nine out of ten people who visit the outdoors are uninformed about Leave No Trace or the importance of minimizing their impacts. With over 13 billion trips into the outdoors in the U.S. alone every year, people are causing significant preventable damage, and that damage is adding up. Leave No Trace is on the forefront of changing this troubling trend—the littered parks and damaged trails, the formidable impacts of fire, polluted waterways, damage to historic artifacts and serious wildlife issues.

Consider the facts:

Americans pay $2.1B to fight fires in parks and forests, almost 90% of which are caused by humans.
Wildlife in our parks are routinely relocated or euthanized due to conflicts with humans. The National Park Service cites human garbage as the origin of many of these unfortunate and unnecessary conflicts.

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-rep freinds greensnack with arteria with Fedral agent aka KAI aka seal hes a bad person who bullys and lies and kai is freinds with cat again even know he said cat was a terrible person. they both cant be trusted

+Rep such a nice guy and a good trader :] keep it up

You know, Solid Snake had inferior genetics and look where they got him.

ATTENTION OCCUPANTS: YOUR BLOCK IS NOW CHARGED WITH PERMISSIVE INACTIVE COERCION.
5 RATION UNITS DEDUCTED.
PROTECTION TEAM ALERT: EVIDENCE OF ANTI-CIVIL ACTIVITY IN THIS COMMUNITY: CODE ASSEMBLE, CLAMP, CONTAIN.

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ALERT!!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!!
URGENT PLEASE!!!!
If you know anyone going to any of the following Northern states:
*Kano
*Kaduna
*Katsina
*Gombe
*Maiduguri
*Yobe
*Zamfara
between now and next Saturday, if you care about that person or he or she is your loved one, Pls warn them very very well never to forget to bring kuli kuli for me.......
Thank you very much...........
I dey my house. Come and beat me.

😏💨 I just farted on your profile! :33 share to 10 different profiles to pass the stink around!!

Remember when you used to come to my place after work? You were only interested in one thing, oral. Me going down on you and/or you on me - or maybe 69. Sometimes we'd have a drink and talk before you lifted your skirt to show me your pretty panties or started rubbing me through my pants... Wow, I miss that. I've moved to another area but I'm still on your way home. I'd love for you to start coming by again.

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Burn faithless foul

YOU ARE... Evil. Therefore you need to die

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