"I got a lot of looks from autistic kids when I was crutchin' around Dunnes"
- Joseph Quirke - 27/05/2021 10:52pm

"I know the difference between Oisin and Brian Adams"
- Joseph Quirke - 12/02/2021 10:14pm

"It's not a swear word, it's c u m"
- Joseph Quirke - 02/10/2020 11:02am

"I'm quite certain I don't want you to get my balls tight"
- Joseph Quirke - 28/06/2020 12:19am

"Aboard *c u m s in you*"
- Joseph Quirke - 22/06/2020 7:45pm

"That's 8 feet"
- Joseph Quirke - 30/04/2020 11:17pm

"The true meaning of Christmas is: P u s s y, Money, Weed"
- Joseph Quirke - 10/11/2019 10:54pm

"I can't remember the last time I had a dream"
- Joseph Quirke - 14/07/2019 8:55pm

"C u m all over my tits, Prime Minister."
- Joseph Quirke - 17/04/2019 2:21am

"I'm not making 4 quid and a mess."
- Joseph Quirke - 14/10/2018 8:47pm

"What are buggies made of these days?"
- Joseph Quirke - 09/01/2018 11:00pm