Mai naem iz bari alen, nd am teh fastst mn aliev. 2 teh ouside world, ai'm n ordinari forensic scentist, bat secretly, wit teh halp uv mai frends et s.T.An.R. Labs, ai fite criem nd fnid othur meta-humns liek me. Ai hunid teh mn ho kilid mai mothur, bat in don so, ai openid up oru world 2 new trts. N am teh onli wun fast enuf 2 stahp tem. Am... Teh flosh!