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ㅤ* Deja Vu – When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.
ㅤ* Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
ㅤ* A grizzly bear walks into a pub and says, "Can I have a pint of lager..............................................................................................................................and a packet of crisps please."
To which the barman replies, "Why the big paws?"
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