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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:42pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:00am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:45pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:30pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:13pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:06pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 12:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:30am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:55pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:47pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:41pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:27pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:32pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:41pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:03pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:42am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:00am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:51pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:21pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:00pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:54pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:54pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:54pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:26pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:46pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:40pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:49am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:17pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:12pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:33pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:52pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:55am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:06pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:24am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:42pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:26am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:27pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:36pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:44pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:11am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:31pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:54pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:17pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:12pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 1:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:23pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:09pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:05pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:32pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 1:50pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 1:33am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:19pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:19pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:58pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:33pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:19pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:07am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:20pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:17am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:34pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:55am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:45pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:23pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:04pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:00am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:51pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:05pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:10pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:47pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:04pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:55pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:42pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:48pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:30pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:20pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:20pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:45pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:20pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 1:02pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:30pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:24pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:10am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:11am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:11pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:13am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:53am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:22pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:06pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:55pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:54pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:06pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:43pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:46pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:35am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:25pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:48pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:12pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:34pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:32am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:32am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:51am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:13pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:59pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:09pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:30pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:48am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:58pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:35am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:36am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:34pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:22pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:19pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:35pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:37pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:57pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 3:20pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 11:47pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 1:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:26pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 1:50pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:08pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:42pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:42pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:36pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:55pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:34pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:27pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:06pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:33pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:04pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:04pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:41pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:41pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:26pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:17pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:29pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:31pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:16pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:55pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:13pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:36am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:35pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:55pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:23pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 10:58pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 1:33pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:12pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:55pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:44pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:32am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:59pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 1:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:05pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:36pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:02am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:45am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:03pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:57pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:04am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:32pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:30pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:53pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:39pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:58pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:18pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:25pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:25pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:12pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:26pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:54pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:10pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:41am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:12pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:51am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:03pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:19pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:43am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:43pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:30am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:25am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:19pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:13am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:14am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:14am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:14pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:48pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:30pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:56pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:14pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:33pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:38pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:12am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:07pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:42pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:24pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:05pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 1:40am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:19pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 1:19am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:43pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:37am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:15am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:45am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:27pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:33pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:31pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:10pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:32am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:30am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:41pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:12am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:27pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:35pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:37pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:25am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:34pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:35pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:13am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:13am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:04am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:59pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:15pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:44pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:50pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:37pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 1:30pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 5:48pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Feb @ 8:30pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 12:37pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:07pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:06pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:08pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:50pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:05pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:00am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:34pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:44pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:11pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:04pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:22am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:00am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:00am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:02am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:40pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:16pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:20pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:51pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:02pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:03pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:10pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:05am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:20pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:38pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:37pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:24pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:32pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:29pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:09pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:58am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:51am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:17pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:35am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:52am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:54pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:13pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 1:24am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:31pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:33pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:43pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 2:15pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 9:24pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:04pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:28pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:34pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:20pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:37pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:14am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:23pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:39pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:34pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:44am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:27pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:11pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:15pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:34pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:06pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:51pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:10pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:37pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:08pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:07pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:07pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:05am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:47am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:50am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:16am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:08pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:16pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:23pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:53pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:31pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:15pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:05am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:54am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:15am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:56pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:24pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:41pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:50pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:32pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:32pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:04pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:01am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:29am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:12pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:09pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:18am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:33pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 12:00am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:43pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 2 May @ 8:32pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:27am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:27am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:41pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:33pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:54pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:47am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:48am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:53pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:57pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:09pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:47pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:05pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:57pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:04am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:04am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:07pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:05am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:23am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:23am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:53am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:54am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:08pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:24pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:24pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:24pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:25pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:05pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:32pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:05pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:50am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:56pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:04pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:58pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:46pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:05pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:05am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:57pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:04pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:43pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 9:38pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:46pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:51pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:05am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:30am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:52am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 8:54pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 12:02am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:42pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 10:35am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:48pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:14pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:02pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:05pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:23am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:13pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:33pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 3:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:07am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:26pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:44pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:44pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:39pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:08pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:23pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:51pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:45pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:00am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:05pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 5:53pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:34pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:57pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 8:39pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 6:26pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:18pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 1:27am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:05pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:35pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:30am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:24pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:18pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:38pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:48pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:12pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:53am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:14am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:46pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:46pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:24pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:17pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:26pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:29pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:38pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:47pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:55pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:54pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:20am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:57pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:32am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:44pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:49pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:39pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:42pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:29pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:04am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:47pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:55pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 11:51pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:39pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:39pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:20am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 12:58am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:49am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 11:27am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:35pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:36pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:06am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:07pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:25pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:26pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:44pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:55pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 7:36pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:54pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:11pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:50am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:27pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:15pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:04am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:12am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:32pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:08pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 10:44am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:43pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 9:38pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May @ 11:07pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:37pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:25pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:45pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 9:45pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 5:48pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 2:09pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:41pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:47pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:29am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:05pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:45pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:04am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:51am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:04pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:43pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 9:45pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:24pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 1:28am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 May @ 8:28pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:32pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:52am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:17pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:50pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:38pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:21pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:37pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:42pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 3:08pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:38pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 1:08am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:04pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:39pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 12:57pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 2:45pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 9:18pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:02pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:48pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 2:53pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 12:12am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:43am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:43pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:33pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:45pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:24pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:43pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:20pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 2:13pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 11:32am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 1:41am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 3:22pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 23 Feb @ 6:04pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:23pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:15pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:23pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:14am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:19pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:32pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 9:22pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 10:59pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:51am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 1:31pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:50pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:09pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 6:47pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 11:05pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 5:57pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 1:27am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:55am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:04pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:15pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 10:29pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:30pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 11:51pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:47pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 2:57pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 12:48am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:20am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 12:21am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 2:45pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 10:01pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:13pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 3:45pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 6:22pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 10:54pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:27pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:56pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:43am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 5:28pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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