♔Mxzry
Cream Of Sum Yun Gai   United States
 
 
Hey guys wanna hear about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat? Lemme tell ya, I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥ vampire awakening after an eight hundred year slumber only to realise they've built a full staffed Nunnery around me. I powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks once just by eating ♥♥♥♥♥ with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat ♥♥♥♥♥. I ate so much ♥♥♥♥♥ once I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven, and got kicked out for eating all the angel ♥♥♥♥♥. I woke up in the morgue and went straight to prison for what I did up in that ♥♥♥♥♥ right after. I'm sayin don't put me in a morgue you know what I'm about.
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🩰 Rayne 👩‍❤️‍👩 14. srp. 2019 v 21.55 
👹 + [Secret Drug Facts] + 👳
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Sam: What do you know there, Norm?
Norm: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
Sam: Hey, how's life treating you there, Norm?
Norm: Beats me. ... Then it kicks me and leaves me for dead.
-- Cheers, Loverboyd

Woody: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.
-- Cheers, Loverboyd

I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.

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𝓷𝓔𝔀𝓕𝓲𝓔. 16. čvc. 2019 v 14.01 
I can't 1 vs 1 for poop! But thanks for the offer!
Moody 26. úno. 2018 v 3.41 
Trade Your CS:GO Cases For Keys! 4 Cases = 1 Key! {ODKAZ SMAZÁN}
Euvo 22. led. 2018 v 19.09 
Hi dude! Trade your cases and cheap skins for keys! {ODKAZ SMAZÁN}
♔Mxzry 13. srp. 2017 v 15.13 
LMAO
uti tus 10. srp. 2017 v 19.44 
Alex just talk to me one more time
did u get in trouble