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Wait a second... You're not here from... there are you? Not from the channel that opens cases everyday right? I do not know what you are saying... I do make content but trash frag movies not case openings... You have the wrong account pal trust me...

Witness please continue your testimony.
Ok i was riding alongside my partner in the armored van and suddenly spotted a bag on the side of the road we got on and eventually decided to through the bag in with the others. We didn't know someone was hiding in there.
OBJECTION!
So the defendant crawled into that bag in order to break into the bank. is that correct?
Is it not obvious?
Is it really that obvious? I have proof that the defendant didn't hide himself in that bag
Well then what are you waiting for? Present this evidence already.
TAKE THAT!
Is-is that the bag that the defendant hid in?
Yes, but there's one this that's been bothering me. If the defendant really was hiding in that bag then HOW DID HE TIE THE KNOT FROM THE OUTSIDE OF THE BAG???
What?
He was inside the bag it would be impossible for him to tie the knot on the outside.
But then how did he do it?
Its simple he didn't
Wha? What are you saying?
I'm saying my client wasn't hiding in that bag at all he was stuffed in it. BY THIS VERY WITNESS!
Wha?
As you can see by this doctors analysis the defendant had taken quite the beating. While he was inside of the bag he was unconscious!
Th-This is absurd!
The Witness was attempting to dispose of the body. He left the defendant in the bag knowing he'd drive by it on the way back to the bank. When the witness and his partner passed the bag he convinced his partner to throw the bag in with the others.
But but why would he do that?
Why to dispose of the body of course! There are millions of bags of money in that bank and the witness knew it would take a long time before the victim was found. But unfortunately for the witness his victim woke up and tried to escape from his tomb. He was arrested on the spot and the witness thought everything was over. Its coming back to haunt him now!
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO MEEEEE!
Well that certainly was an interesting trial. However I am now ready to deliver my verdict. I find the defendant Henry Stickman.
NOT GUILTY




I have spent my life searching for the answer that my father and my father's fathers failed to find. Who were the precursors? Why did they create the vast monolifts that litter our planet? How did they harness eco the life energy of the world? What was their purpose, and why did they vanish? I have asked the plants, but they do not remember. The plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recall even the rocks do not recall. Every bone in my body tells me that the answer rests on the shoulders of a young boy, oblivious to his destiny, uninterested in the search for truth, and rejecting of my guidance, and why would he want to listen to old Samos the sage anyways? I'm only the master of green eco. One of the wisest men on the planet. So it seems the answer begins not with careful research or sensible thinking.. Nay as with many of fates mysteries it begins with but a small act of disobedience.

Since you checked my profile you should play Oneshot.... Go ahead
You wont be sorry...




I'm not here to trade but to have fun...
Just to flex
And hit some terrible clips that nobody cares about ever...... but thats ok.
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I had this dream of the coronavirus once... it was literal end of world status and literally everyone was getting infected like a literal zombie apocalypse minus actual zombies of course. trains ran at max speed, people were setting everything in flames. everyone was screaming. A robot sounding radio where it provided updates on the event like how many people died nearby which for some reason ran on the tracks as in a cart not like actual running I remember in the dream i watched it go by like 50 times to give updates. etc. literal chaos until it got to a point where everyone was to head out of major population centres and hide out in for some reason chapels...
now i don't know much about chapels myself so when i heard there was some singing involved i remember a line going along the lines of what do you wish god didn't bring? I deadass heard someone in that dream say the coronavirus and all the people in the chapel just sighed simultaneously. i will forever think of this dream and love the ending of it for comedy.
My new favourite. Man if i can make a wallpaper of the events unfolding infront of me it would literally be the craziest thing ever....
I had this dream June 5th 2020.







"I stare at you while I prep my rod to the fish I will be feeding tonight." ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )


Ignore who I am as a human as I'm slowly losing sanity in myself from being isolated... It feels too weird to me. of course I'm used to gaming, but it is seriously weird not to go outside for months...
Tell me why you read this btw. ( ^.^)9
If you randomly read this specific line what the hell is wrong with you? (¬、¬)

If you are curious i'm on a different vibe these days




It seems you have stumbled upon a text box nobody will ever read! How cool is that? Not only do you fail your objective, but you get more ignored than anything else. Nothing new to me at least.







◑.◑ why are you still scrolling ┗(^o^ )┓三 im just trying to run here (✖╭╮✖) from a guy with corona. ゚・:,。★\(^-^ )♪ありがと♪( ^-^)/★,。・:・゚ who got it at a festival ( ° ᴗ°)~ð (/❛o❛\) and was about to propose

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