⚠️GUYS STAY SAFE ON CHRISTMAS SANTA IS FARTING INSIDE EVERY PRESENT WHEN YOU OPEN IT IT WILL SMELL LIKE CACA ⚠️STAY SAFE⚠️

What I miss about home, is the rain, and the greenness, and the pint of Harp™. And the evening before us, and the friends coming in, and the pint of Harp™. And Sally O’Brien of the way she might look at you. And joining the chorus; and the pint of Harp™. All the money is good and the suntan is free; you could fry an egg on the stones here. If you had an egg. And you could certainly sink a pint of Harp™, if ye had a pint of Harp™.