P90/XM10 Expert Operator


I unboxed my first knife
4/12/2021

Unboxed my Second knife 8/1/2022

Unboxed my third knife 9/3/2023

Unboxed my gloves 10/1/2023

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>Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

>Four ruffians break into my house.

>"What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.

>Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

>Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.

>I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.

>"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

>Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.

>He bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

>Just as the founding fathers intended.