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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 4:20am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 6:33am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2015 @ 1:07pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 1:41pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 12:31pm

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2015 @ 12:46pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 2:12pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 6:31am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 8:44am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 4:17am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 12:51pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 1:40pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 3:50am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 7:03am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 1:20pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 6:24am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 2:43pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2015 @ 3:29pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 6:25am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 12:23pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 8:01am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 9:41am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 7:28am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 9:09am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 1:30pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2015 @ 12:09pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2015 @ 6:34am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2015 @ 7:46am



Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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