Went to get milk and never came back.

Mac and cheese wow. He told me he was bush and I didn't believe him. I said to make the towers do they thing but he couldn't cause there wasn't towers anymore. RIP

Signed by COOLGAMER42!

He did actually say a few lies but that's okay.

My best friend. Never told a lie, had a bad attitude but it was always okay. He was a great person to hang out and talk with. Never judged me but called it how it was,

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CSGO matches and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.