Beware of self-styled experts: an ex is a has-been, and a spurt is a
drip under pressure.
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Oh no, not again.
-- Manoj Srivastava
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You're all clear now, kid. Now blow this thing so we can all go home.
-- Han Solo
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And if you wonder,
What I am doing,
As I am heading for the sink.
I am spitting out all the bitterness,
Along with half of my last drink.
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'I'm just going to kick some arse dear'
'Oh, good. Just be sure you wrap up well, then.'
(Jingo)
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We can predict everything, except the future.
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Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #3:

Q: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were
able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to
go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with
him to the station?
MR. BROOKS: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.
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