!CAUTION! PSA: The user of this profile is a known registered coochie eater including multiple violations against dogs and cats. They have served their prison sentence as dictated by United Emirates Federal courts. However, it is not believed that they have been rehabilitated. They are NOT to be left alone in the presence of dogs, cats, & raccoons . If you believe to have witnessed this person's relapse, do not hesitate to alert authorities immediately

like imagine eating leaves, bark and ♥♥♥♥ for most of your life and then this human comes at you with a spoonful of something you've never seen before. Human gives it to you, you smell it, smells good, you hesitate to eat it, but say ♥♥♥♥ it, you've been eating leaves and you're just done, like ♥♥♥♥ leaves at this point. You have taste buds and you will use them today. You eat the weird thing offered to you and... it's the best damn thing you've ever eaten. Tastes like the nuts you found in the forest floor but this one's flavor just coats your mouth. You want more of it and damn your kids will have it too.

Welcome to the bomb squad.

called me n word hard r multiple time when defusing spike on b

I DID THAT, UMAD?

!CAUTION! PSA: The user of this profile is a known registered sex offender including multiple violations against minors and elderly women. They have served their prison sentence as dictated by United States Federal courts. However, it is not believed that they have been rehabilitated. They are NOT to be left alone in the presence of children, women, and/or the elderly. If you believe to have witnessed this person's relapse, do not hesitate to alert authorities immediately.