Hey, this is my profile. Ok thanks bye.




My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There's a bomb in my car
Allahu Akbar
-Travis T, 2016

Sex is a sensation.
Caused by a temptation.
A guy sticks his location.
Into a girl's destination.
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstation?
-Some amazing poet on the internet, 20something


wait... is it possible to be a weeaboo if i'm part japanese...?


9:03 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: do i want to play games
9:03 PM - creepyghostsalesman: i mean
9:03 PM - creepyghostsalesman: i do
9:03 PM - creepyghostsalesman: i dunno bout u
9:03 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: im bored
9:03 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: and thirsty




10:21 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: restarting worked
10:21 PM - creepyghostsalesman: im a genius
10:21 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
10:21 PM - creepyghostsalesman: Give me a PhD
10:21 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: 1080
10:21 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: 60fps
10:21 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: not even 60fps
10:21 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: this be over 100
10:21 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: my eyes
10:22 PM - creepyghostsalesman: EXTREME BIRTHING
10:22 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: JESUS MY EYES





8:23 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: i look like the 80s milkman from jerma rumble
8:38 PM - creepyghostsalesman: gr8
8:38 PM - creepyghostsalesman: nice fashion choice
8:38 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: i become mega milkman when i milk my cow
8:38 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: when i millk kevin
8:38 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: ew
8:39 PM - creepyghostsalesman: ...
8:39 PM - creepyghostsalesman: EW
8:38 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: bad naming decison
8:38 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: gonna go change its name later
8:39 PM - awkwardturkeyretailer: TO RANDY
8:39 PM - creepyghostsalesman: gr8
8:39 PM - creepyghostsalesman: milk my teet