Listen, folks—nobody loves games like I do. The BEST games. Everybody’s saying it. I’ve built more empires in Civilization than I’ve built skyscrapers—and let me tell you, that’s saying something. DOMINATING the world? Easy. Just like in real life.

Also a BIG fan of winning—whether it’s dropping 50 points in NBA 2K (I’m a natural scorer, just like in business—nobody does it better), or pulling the BEST units in gacha games (some say I have the greatest luck, but it’s not luck, it’s SKILL). When I play, I only go for the top-tier pulls—none of that weak, low-energy trash. Total losers settle for commons, but not me. I ALWAYS get the SSR!

I only play the best games, believe me. The most tremendous graphics, the smartest strategies. And if a game tries to cheat me? TOTAL WITCH HUNT. I always win anyway. Just like always.